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Soumya
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Here come jokes...jokes...jokesss

Postby Soumya » Sat May 28, 2011 12:14 pm

Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards ! :lol: :D

Soumya
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Just three words.....

Postby Soumya » Sat May 28, 2011 12:20 pm

A woman was sitting in a restaurant enjoying lunch with her girlfriends
when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He
was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.

The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward
them.

Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the
young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse
& slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the
young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully
said, 'Clean my house.' :D :lol:

Soumya
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Posts: 72
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chemical formula ..

Postby Soumya » Sat May 28, 2011 12:24 pm

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!


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